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What Really Are Ladyfingers Edition
As we celebrate our nation's birth, let us not forget the great neighborhood citizens who supplied pre-teens with illegal explosives in the 90s. Here's to you, shadowy man in the "White House" - thank you for keeping us supplied with M-80s, silver salutes, black cats, bottle rockets, roman candles, quarter sticks, and the occasional half-stick. We know you had class because you always threw in free punks.