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Lou "The Mogie" Stumbles Upon Long Lost Croatian Lineage

Reports have confirmed that Lou "the mogie" has found a long lost blood line to rival that of the Merovingians. Late Tuesday night at a birthday celebration by the infamous Jozo LaMonica's house Lou "the mogie" found out through several hours of debate on the topic of who's baba was related to who, with small digressions on who baked the best povitica, that he was related to another Croatian singer.  This makes Lou "the mogie" relative to 2 klapa groups in Croatia and quite possibly the only two to visit Chicago. Tests are underway to investigate the theory that Lou "the mogie" may be separated from every known Croatian in the world by 5 degrees instead of the normal 6. 

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