Your Friendly Neighborhood Update

Incommunicado


It's been many a good many years since any Bridgeporter has been able to connect with our elusive B News Social editor via cellphone.  The editor's thrifty ways have led to a calling routine that rivals
some of the FBI's most wanted and one's best bet for reaching ole TK has often been by written letter hand delivered to one of the racous revelers in the employ of Bport's favorite US Senator.

This idiosncratic communication style often frustrated many locals and became the source of  long running jokes throughout the neigborhood until today's news revealed that our old friend is actually practicing a fine art developed on  Chicago's Southwest Side by one of the area's shrewdest political thinkers.......he's been  pulling a Madigan.

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