Your Friendly Neighborhood Update

35th Street Molotov Bomber Arrested


Hurling a Molotov cocktail bomb through a window is not a common practice anymore. So when the Bnews heard that a rowdy from the west side of Halsted perpetrated this gasoline bomb attack we suspected the arsonist to be a Russian hating Lithuanian angry with Putin's imperial designs on his native soil only to find our suspect to be a disgruntled man named Sanchez.

2 comments:

A said...

Hanie looked like he was throwing Molotov's Sunday

Anonymous said...

Anyone being molotaved usually deserves it