Conrad O Dunker could have been a character on Seinfeld. He's a mystery to many of the neighborhood's residents spotted rarely and when spotted often dressed in strange garb. His office windows are shrouded by wild greens and sun spotted blinds. Rarely is any type of human interaction occuring on his corner. Yet, his business has anchored the corner of 31rst and Princeton for decades and stories of his legal work have been told by neighborhood elders. This being said it came as no surprise to us to find Mr. Dunker's office undergoing a window replacement project under the cover of darkness. Of course it would be in the dark that he would undertake such a project. With the greens parted and his cover temporarily lifted the Bnews was able to discover another part of the Dunker mystery: his love of furbies.