This blurb from wwtd.com sums it up pretty well...except for the last part. I like my family.
Fuck. This blows. I know there will be some douchy nerds out there too cool to admit how great Apple is, but they can go fuck themselves. Apple products are better then every other similar product by a million miles. Apple is awesome. I feel like someone in my family just died, except this is way worse because my family isn’t all that great.