Your Friendly Neighborhood Update

Pap's Outsource Lawnwork


Sal Bass is known foremost around these parts for his Cal Ripken-like work ethic. Logging long work weeks has been his style for many years however the addition of a young Bass to the Paps stable has led many to believe that Sal has been handing over a larger share of his workload to the Senior Paps. These beliefs seem to be confirmed this week when a gang of landscapers were spotted by B sources trimming Al Pap's famous lawn.
The B hopes Bass will lighten the workload on his old man so that Al can get back to applying his secret potion to the lawn and handling the maintenance duties with his own golden touch.

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