Your Friendly Neighborhood Update

Rumors Confirmed for Cell


The former TBD's will now be called Comisky Park Grille and will be a two floor bar and restaurant that will open on opening day. The facility will eventually be used for parties and open year round. Prices will not be that steep, but the interior looks upscale.

Other tidbits:

The Sox, Bulls, and Blackhawks will host a charity run that will give each particpant a team jersey of their choosing.

A future gift shop will open on 35th street on the south end of the new grille in September of this year and will be open daily and year round.

The sodfather will have a bobblehead.

The Jim Beam Club will now be called the Home Run Club.

Connie's is being replaced by DiGiorno's, word is Phil's did not submit a bid.

The Sox will have Michael Jackson night in the summer.

Credit cards will be accepted at built in portable stands, so a fresh Kosher tab is an option. The Bullpen on the other hand will no longer allow patrons to run a tab, kitty up boys.

Season ticket holders can put credit on tickets and use them for purchases throughout the stadium.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great. Another race to tie up fucking traffic in the neighborhood.

VNeck said...

Them damn "races" are always screwing up the neighborhood

Anonymous said...

WTF no more Connie's Pizza race?