Your Friendly Neighborhood Update

DiVito Eliminates A Threat

Reports indicate the No-limit soldier and his gang of bearded Greeks and tattooed northwest siders killed a wild coyote on 44th & Wallace yesterday morning. The murder weapon was supposedly a grub-axe!


A said...

Poor bastard must have stepped in his concrete!

Anonymous said...

That coyote killed himself after listening to no-limit tell stories about Buzz for 3hours

Anonymous said...

a grub axe did not kill this animal. it ingested abbie cobra poison left by front door of filthy canaryville residece.