Your Friendly Neighborhood Update


An anonymous source indicates that B reader "Slick Nick" is considering a run for the vacant Illinois Senate opening left in the wake of Senator Obama's rise to the presidency.

After an eleventh hour gathering with advisors Sunday our source indicates Nick was receptive to the idea of participating in a run-off election. "With that bozo Blagojevich headed to the can and Andy Griffith set to take over in his stead it only makes sense for "the Lefty" to run and voice the concerns of the regular crowd" an advisor Pacho is reported as declaring.

While the announcement has not been made official. A high-level meeting is set to take place this weekend in Indianapolis to avoid the local media coverage.

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