Your Friendly Neighborhood Update

B News Amber Alert

B News social is missing. Last known whereabouts have TK in a Red Chevy Impala 2003-2005 heading north on Wells. Subject was believed to be heading to a hipster bar. Subject is said to be carrying little minutes left on his cell phone plan, an over sized Velcro wallet, and Dino's old Birkenstock sandals.

Any information should be sent to the B News staff immediately.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

TK and that Bachrach shirt have safely returned to DC