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Drunk of the Week


B! News Social

There's an old song that goes like so --

"If the ocean was whiskey

and I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom
and never come up."

Ocean, meet the Bridgeport Gold Medal Diving Team.

B! News Social in no way condones this behavior.
Please send your pics, videso, sounds, etc., of your drunk of the week to lapjaw@gmail.com

4 comments:

Sen. Robert C. Byrd said...

-Jack of Diamonds


I've played cards in England and I've gambled in Spain I'm going back to Rhode Island gonna play my last game Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds, I know you from old
You have robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold

Well, if the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck I'd dive to the bottom and drink never come up But the ocean ain't whiskey and I ain't no duck I'll play that Jack of Diamonds and I'll trust to my luck

I eat when I'm hungry and I drink when I'm dry If I get feeling much higher I'm gonna sprout wings and fly Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds, I know you from old
You have robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold.

vaticanisto said...

I yield my time to the Hon. Sen Byrd from the fine whitewater rafting state of West Virginia

Anonymous said...

IS SMOKIN & DRINKIN IS ALL THAT YOU GUYS DO!

Pete Pev said...

Everyone knows smoking went out of style in 2004. Ben just never got the memo.