Your Friendly Neighborhood Update

Dino goes 0 for 2

B News

Chicago, Il - Mr. Valenti may have an allstar fantasy football team, but his personal stats these days are atrocious. He pulled serious head fakes on both Tuesday and Wednesday night. B News is uncertain what his story is, but is very concerned for this cell phone connoisseur. One man Wednesday night was heard saying "F that Dino, he's been pulling this shit since the 80's." We feel the statement was a little harsh. However, we do miss Dino.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a letdown, to think I've called this guy a friend.

LilsSub said...

he said he's out for hoops on saturday, maybe this jabroni will text me merry christmas because he won't make an appearance

DV said...

ball 4, matthew

vaticanisto said...

He's been at the Sybaris prepaing for the fantasy winter meetings with a group of Aussies

The folks at Scoozi said...

You're not excused